Worst Habits

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1. I eat my dinner in the bathtub.
2. I go to sex clubs.
3. I watch freaky people getting it on.

Kidding! Kidding! Eating in the tub is gross!!

I don’t have very many bad habits, but probably the worst is being late all the time. It’s not that I feel my time is more important, or that I don’t want to follow through on the plans we’ve made. I just get distracted very easily.

Also, and I don’t know if this is a habit or a quirk, but I spout song lyrics and movie quotes all the damn time. I’m sure it gets annoying for the friends/family who have to look them up. Luckily, I have two friends who “get” me, so we’ll usually end up quoting an entire movie.

That’s it. Two that I can think of. I’m sure the mister or the bestie with testes would be able to think of a million more, but nah nah, na nah nah…they’re not here.

So, what are some of your bad habits?

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What’s In My Purse?

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Clockwise:

Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue

Pen and pad of paper (because I have kids, and this still keeps them occupied for 15 minutes at a time)

Nail file

Truck key and multiple store reward cards

Makeup (I’m a bit of a NYX addict)

My Fluff wallet

Jergens hand lotion

See guys, nothing scary. I left my cuffs at home this weekend.